Wednesday, August 17, 2011

How does your garden grow?

I didn't plant any potatoes this year.
So, small as it is, this crop is an unexpected bonus.


It made a lovely pot of smashed potatoes for dinner tonight.

In other, not-so-good news, I wish these would turn at least a light shade of pink.


Have you ever wondered what an asparagus forest looks like?
Wonder no more!


These are the seeds. You have to let the asparagus grow all season long so that it puts nutrients down to the roots. 
I had no idea that it would take over the garden bed like this!


Next year will be the third year for the asparagus, so I'm hoping for great things. Three is supposed to be the charm. Hopefully that will also be the year that both kiwi vines have flowers and produce some fruit.

Patience, patience, patience.

This gardening business is an exercise in delayed gratification.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Schizo Survivalist strikes again

Can I just say that I love my Food Saver vacuum sealing system?
I bought it at Costco some time ago when they were running a coupon. Then a few months later there was a deal on the internet that was way cheaper and I've been peeved ever since!
Whatever.
A couple of years ago, I was part of the Soldier's Angels baking team. I loved baking treats to send to our men and women in the Middle East, but I often anguished over whether they tasted any good when they were received a month later. A good vacuum sealer seemed to be the answer. 
I quit the baking team shortly after I got the sealer, but I've since used it to send goodies to my long-distance kids. And I will be keeping it busy once Charlie deploys. 
You know I will!

The dried cherries turned out quite nicely. Joshie and Natalie love them and would gobble them all up if I let them. I had a few things I've been waiting to seal so I finally dug the sealer out of its niche in the spare room.

When I say niche, I am being kind to myself.

This is the easiest way of packing food for long-term storage, although some foods work better than others. The bags are pretty spendy, so I look for Costco coupons or sales at retail stores. 

First, we create our own, custom-sized bag and seal up one end.


To seal up candy bars or the like, poke a hole in each individual package.
Pack as many as you can into the bag, allowing about three inches at the end for the seal.


Pop the open end of the bag into the sealer and watch the magic happen.
I love the way it shrinks up and molds around the food.


Then some dried apricots met the same shrivelly fate.


And now for the real magic.
I borrowed this attachment from a friend. It fits on top of any mason jar. I stuffed the jar full of cherries and placed the lid on top. Then I screwed on the ring and, hard as I tried, I couldn't get it to seal. After a bit of research (thank you Google) I realized that you don't need the ring.
Oh.
So, back to the drawing board.
Jar. 
Lid. 
Sealer attachment. 
Vacuum hose from the base of the sealer firmly secured in the top.
A few seconds of vacuum-y noise and the magic is complete.


I do believe that I will have to buy me one of these attachments. The cost is minimal when you already have the jars and lids and I like that there is no plastic. 
I'm so excited about this discovery that I may have to be restrained from putting everything in my pantry in jars!

If you're local and want to come over and do some of your own jars, let me know.
And speaking of canning lids, I've ordered 1,500 Tattler lids, which should be here in a few days. I will probably have some extras, if anyone wants to try them. Tattler lids have been around for 30 years and their popularity has been gaining ground of late. I'll let you know how they work.

Wasn't that fun?

P.S. Not all the lids are for me. It's a group order. In case you were wondering if I've turned into a compulsive canner.




Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Shattered dreams

Play this.
Please.


I've often fancied myself as a potter.
Betcha didn't know that.
And I've had a hankering to work with glass for decades.
So Friday night our local Art Walk found me brushing glaze on a bowl that I purchased from the Cultural Center.
Brush it on thick, was the advice, so I did!


Into the kiln it went.


I fell into a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher.


And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire.


That baby was hot.
A propane-fueled inferno.



It was my job to scatter sawdust on the finished pieces.


It was a bit scary.


And right about here was where my arm hairs got singed.


Then the dish sat in the ashes for a few minutes.


Et voila!

Oh.

Oops.


My friend at the CC glued it back together for me, but I am disillusioned.


There you have it.
My one attempt at Raku.
I do not like endeavours that stipulate such a tenuous outcome.

So.
I signed up for a glass class in November.
Stick around. It promises to be interesting.


Sunday, August 7, 2011

In case you were losing sleep


Here ya go.
It was a little heavy on Shakespeare and Dickens.
Sorry about that.

  1. Sense and Sensibility, of course. Jane Austen.
  2. Hamlet. Shakespeare. I know, not a book, but all the classic lists include W.S.
  3. A Study in Scarlet. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
  4. Return of the King. Tolkien.
  5. Great Expectations. Dickens.
  6. The Mill on the Floss. George Eliot. I just finished reading this one and I'm telling you, Don't do it! I struggled through it and the ending killed me.
  7. Hard Times. Dickens.
  8. Bleak House. Dickens. Told you.
  9. The Turn of the Screw. Henry James.
  10. As You Like It. W.S.
  11. The Grapes of Wrath. Steinbeck. Haven't read this one, I'm afraid it will depress me. 
  12. The Good Earth. Pearl S. Buck.
That was kind of fun, wasn't it? 
Feel free to make your own list, so that Lindsay and I can lose some more sleep.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Sucked in and blown out in bubbles

Friend Lindsay posted a little quiz today.
I was determined to ignore it, but it preyed on my mind and if you read her comments section you will see how I was sucked into it.
It was against my will.
Then she challenged her readers to make a quiz so that she could play.
And I swore I wouldn't.
But of course, I did.
Couldn't help myself, even though I'm quite pitiful at word games.
Except for crosswords and anagrams.
I'm awesome at those.

So here goes.
Lindsay, this is for you.
And the rest of ya.

Cryptic classic book or story titles, in case you were wondering.

  1. Pragmatism plus perceptiveness. (I know, too easy, right? But I couldn't resist the alliteration.)
  2. An obscure little village.
  3. A very red painting.
  4. "His Royal highness came back!"
  5. High Hopes.
  6. Pepper grinder sitting on some embroidery thread.
  7. "Well, let's say they weren't my finest years."
  8. Sad, sad, establishment
  9. Lefty loosey, righty tighty.
  10. Sugar or cream? Your choice.
  11. Angry Fruit.
  12. Fertile Ground.
There it is.

Your turn.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Cherry-ripe

This is our cherry tree.


Pay heed to all of the lusciously-lovely-green-leafiness.
Notice the astounding lack of cherries hanging from those leafy branches.

These are the suckers that the cherry tree sends up from its roots.
All season long.
No matter how many times I cut them down.


We bought the cherry tree many moons ago.
We were so excited because it had three kinds of cherries grafted onto it.
Two dark sweet cherry varieties and one cooking cherry.
It's been so long I don't even remember the varieties.
I hacked off the cooking cherry branches long ago.
Who wants sour little cherries when you can have big black sweet ones?

About four years ago we had a bumper crop. A murmuration of starlings took possession of the tree and I thought that for sure there would be no cherries left for us humans. Surprisingly, I figured we got over 100 pounds of fruit, even if it was all sticky from the starling cast-off. We called all of our friends and cut down the branches, they were so tall, and sent the fruited branches home with them. We always do that because the tree gets so tall. 
The ground beneath the tree was covered with cherry pits from the ravages of the starlings and from all the fruit that got squished when the branches crashed to the ground.

I didn't expect another crop for at least a couple of years (cherries fruit on two-year-old wood) and I was okay with that. 
If you had had to deal with all those cherries you would understand.

But it has been four years and I am out of patience with the tree. 
I threaten to cut it down every year because I am sick of the suckers, but I had given it this year to supply me with another bumper crop and then (hand makes slashing motion across throat) it was to be Adios amigo cherry tree.
This spring, the tree was covered, covered I tell you, in blossoms. And I could have sworn that most of those blossoms got pollinated. But somewhere between the late frost and the wet spring, the cherries became almost non-existent.

That's it!  I cried. The cherry tree will be no more!

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I joined a harvest group last year and I am thrilled with the chance to pick free fruit and at the same time donate half of my bounty to food pantries and other charitable groups. To my mind, it's the best of all possible worlds. This year, I went on two cherry picks, but, sad to say, neither of the crops measured up to the lovely cherries in my very own front yard.

So, in memory of all the black, juicy, sweet fruit of bygone years, I am giving that darn cherry tree 
One. More. Chance.

And here's what I did today with Monday's harvest of Royal Anne cherries.

Washed, stemmed, and pitted....


...and into the food drier they went where hopefully, by morning, they will resemble something sweet-tart-and-shriveled that can be mixed into melted dark chocolate or sprinkled on my morning porridge.


Cherry-Ripe 

THERE is a garden in her face 
   Where roses and white lilies blow; 
A heavenly paradise is that place, 
   Wherein all pleasant fruits do flow: 
   There cherries grow which none may buy 
   Till 'Cherry-ripe' themselves do cry. 


Those cherries fairly do enclose 
   Of orient pearl a double row, 
Which when her lovely laughter shows, 
   They look like rose-buds fill'd with snow; 
   Yet them nor peer nor prince can buy 
   Till 'Cherry-ripe' themselves do cry. 

Her eyes like angels watch them still; 
   Her brows like bended bows do stand, 
Threat'ning with piercing frowns to kill 
   All that attempt with eye or hand 
   Those sacred cherries to come nigh, 
   Till 'Cherry-ripe' themselves do cry. 


by Thomas Campion