The most dangerous food is wedding cake. James Thurber.
By the end of this post, you will be forced to concede that this title is a clever one.
Yes, you will.
So, what exactly does it take to make a four-layer wedding cake, twelve hundred miles from home?
1. Five pounds of butter
2. Four dozen eggs.
3. A can of cherry pie filling.
4. Three chocolate cake mixes.
5. Half a gallon of heavy whipping cream.
6. Five pounds of flour.
7. A large amount of cocoa powder, baking chocolate, and chocolate chips.
As the bride walked past the cake, she waved her royal hand and pronounced that it needed a big flower on top.
The task was duly accomplished, in a surprising way, which will have to be published later as I missed the photo.