Whirly-bird tour

Did I mention that this is THE most expensive holiday per diem that we have even taken? 

As we were making plans during the weekend, we decided to throw caution to the wind and just do anything we felt inclined to do. So, on Tuesday we took a helicopter tour of the island. There are many places you can't see from a car or on foot, and we don't plan to ever return to Kaua'i, so I swallowed my frugality and booked it. We went with Jack Harter Helicopters, as they were recommended by, you know, The Book, and they have a slightly longer "one-hour" tour than the other companies.

Um, yeah, trying to climb into a helicopter with the blades whipping up a storm while wearing a dress: not my finest moment.

Golf courses abound on the island, although we didn't often see people on them.

The heli was enclosed and air-conditioned and we had Bose noise-canceling headphones and an intercom with which we could talk to the pilot, so it was pretty cushy. Jeff and I were in the back, but we had a decent view of everything. You don't get much of a choice where you sit, as they balance the bird using the weights of the passengers. And they weigh you, so you don't get to cheat.

So. Many. Waterfalls.
It almost got tedious.
I'm kidding.

We got to see Waimea Canyon from the air, which was interesting after being in it the day before.

This is the road we drove.

Going up to the Napali Coast.
We didn't fly over the swamp, which was disappointing for me.

The incomparable Napali Coast.

The island is almost completely surrounded by coral reefs. In fact, most beaches are not much good for swimming, but are good for snorkeling as long as the currents aren't too strong.

This is a famous waterfall from some movie. 

I don't remember which one.

Don't judge me. There have been so many movies shot on Kaua'i by waterfalls and beaches that you would lose track of them too.

Into the crater of Mount Wai'ale'ale (which means "rippling water") itself.
So cool.
Its 3,000 foot walls are nearly vertical. The mountain gets over 400 inches of rain a year, with a record of 683 inches in 1982. All of those lines in the walls become waterfalls after a heavy rain.

Wailua Falls, which was used in the opening credits of Fantasy Island.

And back to Lihue airport.

This was the only tour where the guide (aka pilot) did not ask for a gratuity. And still, I overheard a woman asking at the office where she could leave a tip for the pilot.

It's a racket, my friends, a true racket.

Wailua Falls was just off the highway on the way home, so we took the little detour for a closer look.

Lots of signs at the edge of the cliffs, saying "Danger, do not attempt to climb down the cliff", which people obviously ignored frequently. There was also a sign limiting parking to twenty minutes and forbidding vending. Which was being solidly ignored by some local with jewelry displayed in the bed of his pickup truck.

Nice.

Beware the red dirt of Kaua'i.
It will sully your nice clean white socks.
Just ask Jeff!

We were glad that we took the helicopter tour, but I can't say that it was my favourite part of the week. Jeff seems to like the motorized tours more than I do. The scenery was spectacular though, and there is a certain heart-stopping excitement that can't be beat when the machine swoops over a ridge and into a canyon, with cliffs towering overhead and around. Definitely a once-in-a-lifetime adventure for me.

The swamp at the top of the world

Sunday evening we spent some time perusing The Book and all of the various advertising magazines that we had picked up, planning the rest of our week. I should say, I perused and planned and Jeff nodded his head and grunted in agreement. 

We knew that the first thing we wanted to do was see Waimea Canyon, as it had been suggested to us by several people. There are several possible hikes in the canyon, none of them easy and some requiring a 4WD vehicle, so our choice was easily narrowed down. The Pihea trail begins at the last lookout, Pu'u O Kila, and after two miles you can turn onto the Alaka'i Swamp Trail, which takes you through the highest swamp in the world. It is a most unique trail, unlike on other, so the choice was easy.

We got (what we thought was) an early start, first driving south to the entrance of the canyon, then twenty miles of canyon and views from the lookouts.

The canyon was formed of lava, cut through deeply by river and floods that were fed by the rains falling on Mount Wai'ale'ale, one of the wettest places on earth and almost always covered by clouds. The canyon is ten miles long, one mile wide, and 3,500 feet deep.  

We were here!
We were going to do a self-portrait, but, as happened several times, a kind stranger saved us from ourselves.

Hawaiian geese, know as nenes, hang out at the lookouts.
Don't feed the nenes!

We asked about the condition of the trail at the Koke'e Museum and were happy to hear that, even though it had rained all night, the trail wasn't very muddy. So we drove to the end of the road and girded up our loins.

I had taken two disassembled hiking poles with me on the plane. I was having trouble reassembling them and asked Jeff to help. He, of course, promptly broke one, but then I got it figured out so that at least I had a pole.

And I am the most important person in this twosome, so it worked out!

This is the view at the beginning of the hike.

I dare you to find the line where sea ends and sky begins.

The trail descended at first and was a bit slick. I began to get a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach about this hike.

Then up up up it went.

And up some more.

There was a lot of up and down on the first couple of miles. In this next photo, you can kind of see where the trail follows the top of the next ridge.

Sometimes, it was so steep that we had to put our feet in the footholds made by hundreds of hikers before us.

Every now and then, the trees would open up and we would be treated to views of the Kalalau Valley, and the breeze would blow softly and give us a little break from the heat.

Then the boardwalk began and life was a little easier. This boardwalk was built in the late 90's and is often in need of repair, but it beats slogging through the mud.

One of the many species of Hawaiian ginger. These bloomed along the trail and they scented the air rather nicely.

Things started to look a bit different after we turned off to the swamp. The trees got smaller and the air was cooler.

We had caught up with a friendly Californian named Henry, who seemed inclined to join us. It was nice to have someone new in the conversation. He had pink hair. 

There are no tall trees in the swamp itself, just shrubs and grasses. The swamp is a 20 square mile plateau, sitting at 4,000 feet on top of impervious lava rock. It isn't a true swamp, but a very boggy tropical rain forest. Most of the water on Kaua'i comes from Alaka'i. When it rains, which it does almost every day, water overflows and seeps through cracks and fissures, creating waterfalls on the mountainsides. This may be why almost all of the island's streams and rivers are infected with the bacterium leptospirosis, which can cause some nasty diseases and even death. The water in the waterfalls looks so clean and pure, but you have to keep reminding yourself that it comes from The Bog!

The fog rolls in and out and it's a little spooky. I wouldn't want to hike this on my own.

Old power poles line the trail. They were built by the American government during the Second World War as an alternate power source in case the Japanese took Lihue.

We seemed to be hiking through the swamp forever, much longer than two miles.

Finally, we made it to the Kilohana Lookout, where, if you are very lucky, you will be treated to one of the best views in the world, looking all the way to the Napali Coast in the north. 

Or so they say.

We were not. Which is okay, because we enjoyed many great views and persevered to the end of the swamp, so we felt very mighty.

We sat and rested our feet and ate power food for half an hour or so, while I chastised the fog. We shared our nuts and cranberries with Henry, who thought I was pretty hilarious.

And then we turned around and hiked back.

And then we went home to the geckos.
It was the second hardest hike of my life, eight miles of fairly grueling terrain, but I loved almost every minute of it. If you are interested in this hike, there is a good description of it here, with some other historical tidbits and a photo of the view we missed.

Casualty of the day: one hiking pole.