Chocolate dysfunction

There seems to be no end to my propensity for chocolate accumulation.

About a year ago I posted this about my chocolate stash. And when I searched the blog for "chocolate", it came up with 36 posts. I believe that my obsession is becoming....serious. 

The stash has waxed and waned in the intervening months. Right now, it is at an all-time high. I moved it from the spare room to under my bed a few weeks ago, to interfere with pilfering. 

Here is the inviting, intoxicating, international inventory.

Which adds up to about 25 lbs, in case you were wondering:

5 bags of assorted M&M's

3 bags of dark Dove

3 bags of Cadbury mini-eggs

2 bags and one bar of Scharffenberger

3 bars of Bloomsberry & Co from New Zealand

1 bar of Whittaker's macadamia chocolate from New Zealand

9 bars of assorted Toblerone

1 bag of Lindt truffles

5 assorted Lindt bars

3 bags of Assorted Godiva

1 bag of Almond Joy pieces

1 box + 1 bar of Tropical Source dairy-free dark, which I bought for Josh and after eating the first box I think he's sick of it.

6 little Lindt gold bunnies. The sad remnant of a big purchase. I ADORE them.

1 bag Ghirardelli

2 bags of dark covered pomegranate bits

Several random remnants of bags of mini-sized bars

Did you notice how little Hershey's was in that list?

The hoard is now safely ensconced in three shoeboxes under my bed.
And where did I get such lovely shoeboxes, you ask?
Well, that is another story, of another dysfunction, for another time.

Bethany said she doesn't know how I can sleep with all that chocolate under my bed.